Hungry? Try the Y-105 Early Morning Show Joke Leftovers

The show was really full this morning, so we've packed up the leftover jokes for take out...

Here's a rim-shot you can use for each joke...it makes the experience so much more realistic.

• Nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have been announced. Or, as I say every year around this time: You'll get 'em next year, Dexys Midnight Runners!

• Daniel Craig doesn't know if he wants to do another James Bond movie. So move fast, Corey Feldman, this is your window.

• Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff announced they're going to tour next summer. I'll let you guess which one was readily available and which one had to move some stuff around.

• A car thief in Australia tried to evade police by driving into the ocean: Spoiler alert: he did not evade police.

• Yesterday was National Poetry Day. Here's my offering: Roses are red, violets are blue, if you eat a BK black bun, you'll have green poo.