Introducing The Face Blanket…Is This Real?
The Face Blanket is either the greatest product ever invented or the dumbest. (I'm leaning toward the latter). Does mankind really need a fleece blanket with a special designed breathing hole?
Some of their suggested benefits are strange. "Teens can use it as a prop while they sneak out of the house"..."instantly become unrecognizable when you see an ex at a party"...and "it's useful when you're not in the mood". And why did they cover the man's face with it after he took a sip of wine?
It makes me wonder how we got along all these years without the Face Blanket. Get yours today...or not.