No Arrests Made For Jaywalking Rochester Turkeys
I wouldn't test the rules this time of year, guys!
I don't know about you, and I don't know if it's the time of year that keeps my eyes open for these trouble-makers, but I've noticed many jaywalking turkeys around Rochester lately.
I'm actually shocked that they dare to test the boundaries of the law during the time of year which they're most vulnerable. THE AUDACITY!
Look at these culprits in SW Rochester!
Even more shocking is that these criminals escaped within the #1 state for producing turkeys!
That's right - Minnesota is number one when it comes to raising and producing turkeys. According to the Minnesota Turkey Growers Association, 450 family farmers raise between 44 - 46 million turkeys annually.
Yeah, these clowns got lucky!