PPAP Haunts My Dreams

Yesterday my friend Karen posted this video on my Facebook page. (I am simultaneously thrilled and horrified that she saw this guy and thought of ME!)

Since early last evening, I have NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!
The character in the video is Piko-Taro, and he played by a comedian named Kosaka who developed the character as part of his stand-up act.

For some reason he enjoys sticking office supplies in fruit.

You can't make this up, people!