This has been a week of dough-headery in the 507. The guy captured after 25 years on the run, the dough-heads ripping off Joe's Liquor then almost literally dancing in front of police, and now...the dough-headed-drive-thru dude.

KROC-AM had the story...

A Rochester man was arrested early Friday on a DUI charge after he reportedly passed out while in the drive-through of a fast food restaurant. Another driver called 911 around 1 a.m. to report the man was sleeping and blocking the lane at the McDonald’s restaurant near St Mary's Hospital.

Now, I think we all understand a night of clubbing, you get out, you raid the convenience store, or, if you have a ton of ambition, you go to HyVee or Cub and snatch up ice cream, fried chicken, chips, whatever.

What do you mean you don't get fried chicken? BIG MISTAKE. Friend chicken (dark meat) and chocolate milk are THE BEST after bar foods.

Anyway...I get that. And if you're not up for that, you hit a drive thru. Which is what this dough-head did. I don't know if he was out partying, but he's 22, so there's a decent chance he was out, right?

Anyway...he passes out. PASSES OUT in the drive thru. Dude, why'd you even get IN

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the driver's seat if you're that close to gone? At that point it's impossible to be unaware of your condition, isn't it? One or two drinks over three or four hours, I can see you wouldn't think much of it.

But passing out drunk? Seriously. Bad move. Especially when there are options.

Anyway, not only did he pass out in the drive thru lane (which makes him a drive-thru-dough-head), but he blocked other customers...so THEY couldn't get their much needed post-bar nutrition and nibbles.

On the plus side, McDonald's is so efficient, they had his order ready when the police arrived.

Oh, and KROC-AM says...

After a breath test showed he had a blood/alcohol level of .13, police arrested 22-year-old Desmond Brown

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