RABE SHOTS: Tofu Thieves are in Soy Much Trouble!
I do Rabe Shots weekday mornings at :35 after the hour...just my way of having fun with the dough-heads in the world.
Our first dough-head is a Florida woman. Saturday night she stole a BMW, got into a police chase, swerved down a random street, and drove straight into a pond. A pond right next to? A prison! She was arrested and taken to a different jail, and charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle and attempting to elude law enforcement.
Thieves in Portland, Oregon stole a truck filled with tofu and organic juice earlier this week. The cops found the empty truck (the thieves didn't take it for a Soy ride?), but are having soy much trouble finding the robbers!