This is insanely bizarre!!  There is a company, called 'BiteLabs' that wants to make salami from... celebrities? This is what they say, (and these words are taken directly from their website : "It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples.Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors. In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie.."  HUH?  

Well, 'Bite Labs' insist they are serious about this. They even have an Ellen Salami. Or they want to.  This is really odd!  See it for yourself:  Click Here For Their Website.