Single or Double Ply? The Rochester Debate!
I was asked to buy some TP for someone. They were sick, couldn't get out of the house, and...oh boy, did I fail. Failed big time. I wasn't told what kind of TP to buy, just "grab me some toilet paper, would you?" Sure thing, I says, because I'm just that kind of guy. Little did I know the heck that would rain down on me when I bought Scott Brand Single Ply.
I got a stern, "Thanks" and when I said, "What?" this happened...
Me - No, really, what's the problem. Is it bad toilet paper?
Them - ...
M - ???
T - It's single ply. ((huge sigh)) Who buys single ply TP?
M - ((points to self)) Me.
T - For...what? Why?
M - Because...
T - Everyone knows single ply is for people you don't like!
M - I did not know that.
I always buy Scott Tissue 1,000 sheets packs. It does the job, it costs less, and it is just...toilet paper.
And now, some TP jokes.
- What kind of music do you play for a boulder and some toilet paper? Rock 'n roll!
- Which part of a trilogy is always a stinker? The Turd Part.
- What's the best time to go to the bathroom? Poo-thirty!