Well, now this is pretty weird...

Dude in Australia got caught on camera swimming with his "pet" snake.

From the video, you can see he's swimming with his "pet" beer, too. He's kinda rough with the snake, tossing it around. Which is why he's being investigated for animal cruelty. I guess it would be endangerment and delinquency if he shared the beer with the snake... I'm guessing it wasn't a poisonous snake...or we should all be wondering how many beers did the snake have to go swimming with the crazy dude?