Have you spent any time asking Siri questions? I have. I can sit for hours asking all sorts of questions, from serious to silly. Last Saturday I was at the Gift of Life Transplant House fundraiser and Ellen said, "Ask Siri to tell you a haiku!"  

...a traditional form of Japanese poetry. Haiku poems consist of 3 lines. The first and last lines of a Haiku have 5 syllables and the middle line has 7 syllables. The lines rarely rhyme.

Ellen, I love haiku...in fact, I once spent a few weeks annoying a Facebook friends by posting nothing but haiku statuses. Let's see what Siri came up with...