The Top Five Things Found While Snooping a Sweetie Pie’s Phone
Have you ever snooped your sweetie-pie's phone? If you have, what'd you find?
About ten years ago, when I was hosting Ladies Night, I did it. I snooped. We were at Rookies and she left her on the counter with a picture showing of some major smooching. I have no idea who she was kissing, but I admit I looked for more. Foudn what I expected to. Maybe I was supposed to find it? Probably. But I also found, like, 30 pictures of mile-marker posts. What the heck?
I never found out why she had all those pictures. Lemmie know if you have any ideas,.
So how 'bout you? Did you find anything as weird as on this list.
- 1
Multiple Pictures of Cat Poop
We could bother ourselves with wondering why anyone would photograph cat poop, but I think it's safer to ignore that for now. Too much cat poop thinking and you're off the the litter box. So here's what we'll do. We'll agree that it is unusual AND definitely a dump-able offense, yes? No? Well, how 'bout this. The pictures aren't a dump-able offense, but keep 'em a secret? 100%.
- 2
The "My Little Pony" App
Being a DJ Pon3 for Halloween may color my perspective, but the app just shows a willingness to connect with a child or children.
- 3
A Period Tracking App on a Man's Phone
It's weird, I suppose, because she didn't know about it. Again with the secrets! I'll bet this is the same guy that secretly photographed cat poop.
- 4
A Picture of Someone Else's Pet Spider
A picture of a friend's pet spider means a pet spider will soon be found in the house. No one needs that kind of skin crawling freak out every morning. Although, I'm officially Team Spider, especially in doorjambs. They catch all the bugs, then!
- 5
A Picture of a Pigeon Eating a Pie
Was it delicious pumpkin pie? Trust me, it matters.