Top Two Co-Worker Fails I Can’t Take Anymore
It's time to start a list of workplace co-worker fails. You know, the stuff that makes you wanna poke someone in the ear-holes. You're not picky...they were obviously raised in a cave by bat poop.
THE RULE OF THE ROLL
Did you use up the toilet paper? No problem! We all do that. Could happen to even the nicest person.
Did you leave the bathroom without replacing the roll o'toilet paper? Bat poop parents.
No, there's no argument. You were literally raised by bat poop. You must have been to be so selfish. The only exception is when there's no extra rolls of TP. Look around, oh, yup, right there on the shelf above the terlet. TP. Five rolls of TP.
Hmm? What's that? You're not sure it's your job? OK, I get that. If that's the case, just run thru this quick checklist.
- Did you use up the toilet paper? (YES/NO)
- Are you an adult? (YES/NO)
If you answer yes to at least one of those questions, put on your I'm All Growed Up pants and change the roll o'toilet paper!
THE RULE OF THE WORK FOOD
WHAT IS THIS???
I came in this morning, saw the box of Great Harvest on the table. Opening it, I encountered this horror. I understand that some people don't want to take the whole muffin...so, fine, I get the 1/2 muffin. But the 1/8th muffin? This happens all the time.
There's no way to cut that piece without touching the whole thing. Blech. Quit trying to kill me with your germs!