Wisconsin Dough-Head Blames Her Body Double for Bad Driving
Those TV shows that can turn a simple crime into a massive web of deceit and murder would NOT be impressed with the police over dere in Waukesha, Wisconsin, ya know? See, now, they arrested the woman they think did the crime, and not her doppelganger.
- doppelgänger: a : double b : alter ego c : a person who has the same name as another 2 : a ghostly counterpart of a living person
For example, Christmas Beeker, from the Muppets, and James Rabe. They're practically twins.
So here's what happened, according to the Journal-Sentinal, last week there was a high-speed chase that got up to 85-miles-per-hour thru constructions zones. The driver, a woman, got away! In the car, police say they found Dianna Worchol's phone and a Walgreens receipt. And Walgreens had security footage of a woman a lot like Dianna. A. Lot. When they arrested her, she said it her doppelganger because it happens all the time. People are always mixing her up with other women.
Sounds legit, right? Nope. They arrested her anyway!