In Toronto, Canada there is a home for sale. It's being described as a home formerly owned by an "acclaimed International Music Celebrity." It's over 14,000 square feet of awesome previously owned by Prince. The price is over $16 million Canadian, which works out to over $12 million US.

The agent listing it, Barry Cohen Homes, uses the most luscious words to describe the home.

Sun-Filled Natural Light Cascades From Soaring Floor To Ceiling Windows. Grand Foyer Leading To Ballroom. New Chef Inspired Downsview Kitchen & Bathroom Suites.Opulent Master Bedroom Boasts Lavish 7 Piece Ensuite+Boudoir.

Boudoir! This is fancy.

Great Room
The Great Room Features Crema Marfil Marble Tile Floor, Pot Lights, Floor-To-Ceiling Recessed Paneled Walls, Gold Rotunda Style Domed Skylight, Two Pairs Of French Doors With A Transom Opening Onto The Terrace, An Alcove Of Floor-To-Ceiling Bow Windows Overlooking The Rear Gardens, Built-In Speakers And A Hidden Sliding Door Opening To Reveal A Two-Sided Wet Bar With Glass Shelving And A Mirrored Ceiling.

Shut the French Doors and call me Nancy, a hidden wet bar!? Just stop, Cookie!  Jimmy can't take anymore.

Someone: ((touches wall by mistake, doors slide open majestically)) What's this?

Me: Oh, just my hidden two sided wet bar with glass shelving and a mirrored ceiling.

Anyone: ((eyebrow goes up)) Is that the only mirrored ceiling?

Still Me: Yes ((grumble grumble))

Holy cheese and crackers, Melissa! A few more things to mention

  • The fridge has FOUR freezer drawers.You could have one just for tater tots.
  • Regulation Tennis Court
  • Cabana
  • Swimming Pool And Equipment
  • Attached Garage.

After listing a tennis court, a cabana (I've always wanted a cabana!), and swimming pool, mentioned the attached garage is kinda anti-climactic.

Check out the listing HERE

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