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‘Dry Hump Day’ Is News Anchor’s Unfortunately-Phrased Dream
News morning shows are always light and fun, but who knew they could be so dirty?
Mashed Potatoes on Tap? Mashed Potatoes on Tap!
From the "Would you actually eat this?" file (let's just pretend such a thing exists) comes this cuisine.
Ramen Noodle Bath Is the Tastiest Way to Get Clean
Throw out those bars of Ivory, toss aside that Old Spice body wash and get ready to get clean with some scrumptious grub.
Man Bombards Friend With Agonizingly Terrible Jokes
Apparently, telling awful jokes is now a thing.
Man Aiming for Armadillo Somehow Shoots Mother-in-Law
Dealing with in-laws is tricky business.
Woman With 10 Husbands Has Some Serious Explainin’ to Do
Collecting coins, reading detective novels, getting married -- they're all hobbies.
Woman Tries to Kiss Strangers, Hilarity and Awkwardness Ensue
Comedian Farrah Brook decided to play a little experiment in which she tried to kiss total strangers in New York City's Grand Central after she walked up to them and asked for directions.
Terrifying Subway Zombie Prank Is April Fools’ Day Perfection
The word "epic" is thrown around a lot, so it loses some its power, but make no mistake: this is epic.
95-MPH Fury 325 Roller Coaster Will Turn Your Insides Out
You say you like roller coasters? Well, get ready to be blown away.
10,000-Calorie Hamburger Will Fill You (And Everyone You Know) Up
Pro tip: when eating this hamburger, do NOT get a side of fries.