Great Wolf Lodge Announces a New Ranch Milkshake

You're familiar with Great Wolf Lodge, right? They've got that big indoor waterpark and hotel in the Twin Cities near the Mall of America. Well, Great Wolf Lodge has announced that they will soon be debuting their new, limited-time ranch milkshake.

I know we Minnesotans LOVE ranch. If I get French fries with a meal, I will always ask for a side of ranch. But a ranch MILKSHAKE? I don't know that I can get down with that...

This ranch milkshake is in celebration of National Ranch Day, which is coming up on March 10th, and it's giving me Bloody Mary vibes because of the toppings that come with it.

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Ranch Milkshake Coming to Great Wolf Lodge

You've got the milkshake part made with vanilla ice cream blended up with ranch dressing. But then, it will be garnished with crispy chicken, celery, and carrots. There will also be whipped cream on top and a sweet and salty lime rim.

Again, huge ranch fan, but I don't think I could do this. I can see myself ordering it, thinking it's hilarious and that I love ranch, so I have to at least give it a try, then smelling it and regretting my decision.

Anyway, if you're braver than me, or if this is something that actually sounds good to you, the ranch milkshake will be available for a limited time at Great Wolf Lodge from Thursday, March 5th, through Wednesday, May 20th.