New Trend for Christmas: Beard Ornaments
Are hipsters ruining Christmas?
Apparently a new trend this Christmas is putting tiny ornaments in your BEARD.
Of course, to have a beard bushy enough to support ornaments, you would've had to start growing it a while ago. Which should be fine if you're a hipster, or you're still rocking some facial hair from "Mo-vember."
There's a company that's even selling ornaments specifically for beards, but they say demand has been so high they're already SOLD OUT.
You can still join in though! You'll just have to buy miniature ornaments, hook them onto your beard yourself, and be the HIT at your holiday parties.