Yesterday my friend Karen posted this video on my Facebook page. (I am simultaneously thrilled and horrified that she saw this guy and thought of ME!)

Since early last evening, I have NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!
The character in the video is Piko-Taro, and he played by a comedian named Kosaka who developed the character as part of his stand-up act.

For some reason he enjoys sticking office supplies in fruit.

You can't make this up, people!