Cardi B

The only thing more guarded than Cardi B was her security guard's smile, which he didn't let slip even for a moment.

Note to music fans: Keep your — hands and your belongings — to yourself.

Cardi B recently revealed on social media she dropped a cool $20,000 to build a sprawling playground in her backyard.

One verse pays tribute to Brit's iconic spinning-in-her-living-room Instagram videos.

See what comes in the Cardi B and Offset meal!

The accuracy is astounding!

Reality stars, pop singers, political pundits and religious figures are all weighing in.

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Get a room!

These celebs had NO chill.