The Case of the Naked Wine Thief (More Pandemic Nakedness!)
Another Pandemic Nakedness story. For some reason, nakedness seems to be a real feature of the times we're going thru. Don't ask me to explain it, I just report it.
Tuesday, in Modesto, California, a guy was driving a tanker truck filled with wine. He thought something was wrong with his equipment, so he pulled over, got out, and went to check. There WAS a problem...but it wasn't mechanical. It was pandemicle!
Truck driver guy discovered some random dude had jumped aboard his truck, unscrewed an under=the-tank-valve, and was drinking wine WHILE the truck was on the highway. According to the Napa Valley Register,
Once the rig has stopped, Moreno “jumped down and placed himself beneath the belly of the truck and was just indulging in the wine,” Olsen said. “He was lying on the ground and doing snow angels, basically, as the wine was pouring down on him.”
He then ran off...still wearing only his underwear. The wine company says they lost about 5,000 gallons of wine.
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