This is Why I Don’t Have Cats

I'm not a cat hater.  They, and their spit, are major asthma triggers.  Like...emergency room, not breathing, ((body falls down)) asthma.

That and I like whiskey.

(I found this here, but the inspiration is here, and it's an Oatmeal, so, if you think it's funny, go to those links or here instead.)