Even though I've lived in Minnesota for most of my life, I can't remember mosquitoes ever being this bad.  The worst place I ever got bit was on my...umm......how bout the second worse place I've been bit: on the knuckle of my big toe, right on top (do toes have knuckles?).  With the recent relentless rains it looks like they'll be sticking around awhile.

Here's some mosquito jokes to get you through this itchy time of year.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito.

Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a Justin Bieber CD?
If you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking.

And here's a tip to take the itch out of mosquito bites:  just heat up a teaspoon and apply to the bite.  This tip brought to you by Johnson and Johnson's Burn Cream - doctors number one choice for spoon burns!

(BOOOOOO!!)

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