10 of the Sickest Super Old School Burns You Can Use Today!
When you reallllly want to burn someone good, you can grab something new and go with it. Will it be a great burn? Maybe. Or maybe, it's just more of the same, and you need a fresh Catalog of Burns. And what's more fresh than going old school?
Let's try it out. First the new burn, and then kickin' it old school.
- Hey Bob....I couldn’t stop thinking about you all day today. I was at the zoo! BURNNNN!
- Hey Bob...Get out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes! Burnnnnn!
See? The second one is fresh-to-fresh because it's old school. Like REALLY old school. All written by William Shakespeare between 1589 and 1613. Scroll thru the burns and try them on for size.
Make sure to use your best/worst British accent.
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