Minnesotans Are Adding Ex’s Names to Rats That Will Be Fed To Snakes
When you were a teenager and got dumped or told, "It's not you, it's me", did you turn on some Boys 2 Men and just cry it out? Ice cream, chick flicks, and a good pair of scissors were all I needed to get through the moments as I cut his head out of all the photos we took together. A zoo in Texas is letting you take out those "my boyfriend dumped me" moments to another level...and it's pretty funny.
We already know about the El Paso Zoo where you can name a cockroach with your ex's name and have it fed to the animals. Another zoo is taking it up a notch and letting you name a rat and have it fed to their snakes.
❤️ This Valentine's Day, we are hosting the first-ever “Cry Me a Cockroach” event. You can name a live cockroach, and we'll serve it up as a snack to one of our animals. If your ex was a snake, you could even name a rat, and we'll feed it to a reptile! - San Antonio Zoo Facebook Page
I know not all break-ups end badly but if you've got one that has been tough, this might be a very therapeutic way to find some closure. Make that list and get in touch with the San Antonio Zoo here. To help with that closure, they will send you a certificate that they are saying you can share on your social media pages. I'm thinking that burning that would also add to that therapy. #justsaying
I have a few friends in town who went through some nasty breakups and they are super excited to claim the name of a few rats that will be fed to snakes on Valentine's Day. If you are ready to name your rat or roach, go here.