NEW GAME: “How Klutzy is James Rabe?” (VIDEO)

It isn't odd for me to be klutzy, but this has happened in about 10 years! 

Usually, when I'm all klutzy, it's when I'm wearing a white shirt and a new tie. Actually, if I'm wearing a new tie, the shirt doesn't matter. A new tie will be stained within teh first 3 hours I'm wearing it.

Always, every time.

• I wish I could tell you about the time I didn't ruin a new tie, but those stories do knot exist!
• Married hang man were the best at their job, they knew how to tie the knot.
• Attila was coaching a soccer team. He wanted them to win, but his Huns were tied.
• The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
• Thought you tied your shoes right, eh? Frayed knot.
• Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
• A sailor has ties to home but is knot there often.
• A business man who wanted more ties bought some in Thailand where ties are very collar full.