RABE SHOT: Guy Gets Beat Up, Blames Hippopotamus

 If you're like me, this story will have you looking over your shoulder for...angry hippos!

Today's Rabe Shot takes us to Wisconsin. On Friday night, in Madison, a guy was having a fine time, until he wasn't. He was beat up something fierce, knocked unconscious, some teeth were broken, and he needed stitches for a cut on his head.

When the police got there, he said a person didn't do it. He said it was an animal. He told the cops he'd been assaulted by a...hippo.

But remember, he was f'schnickered. Blasted. Gone. A witness said the guy'd been beaten up by a person, but who knows, right? Better safe than sorry.

So, be on the lookout for an angry hippo. If he/she could beat up a guy in Madison, Wisconsin, there's no reason to think the hippo couldn't rent a car and hope on I-90 for a cruise to Rochester. Or Winona. Or Predmore!

Finally, please enjoy a song from deep in my childhood memory.