RABE SHOT: Guy Steals Spoon to Eat Cap’n Crunch…Could Get Five Years in Prison
I love Cap'n Crunch. Especially CC with crunchberries. Those li'l berries are magical! But this guy loves 'em even more than me! He's willing to go to prison for the Cap'n.
FULL STORY: Cap'n Crunch is pretty good. I'm not sure a bowl of it is worth going to prison for, though. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, on the other hand . . . quite possibly.
46-year-old Gregg Lerner of St. Petersburg, Florida was busted for stealing a SPOON from Walmart on Thursday night . . . just one spoon, nothing else.
According to the Smoking Gun, the cop asked him why he did it and he said, he needed it to, "eat his Cap'n Crunch with." So, let's break it down, the spoon cost $1.12. The cereal may have cost, what...$4.00 tops? And the punishment? It may cost him five years of his life and a $5,000 fine. Gregg has two theft convictions, he was charged with a felony, so, yeah. If he'd done the math, he'd have used his fingers.