The other day I learned Tracy McCray and I have a shared passion. Cheetos. However, I don't look good wearing Cheetos, and this...this may be the gift of the century for Tracy McCray, she says she doesn't want it, but the why is out of this world. Maybe she's lying...


Did you see the Cheetos Onsie? For about $40, you can be comfy, cosy, and maybe delicious. I love Cheetos, but the onsie isn't for me. I'm not a onsie kind of guy. Pajama pants and a t-shirt? Absolutely.

But a onsie is just too much commitment. I have a union suit for really cold days. It has a trap door for nature's call, but even that is so much hassle.

So, no to the onsie. But what about that gift up there, the one Tracy said no to (for a really weird reason). Not the onsie...the purrrfect jewelry for the Cheetos lover!

(source) Supreme luxury meets timeless elegance with Eye of the Cheetah from the Chestora Collection. Shimmer and sparkle wherever you go with this dazzling 18k yellow gold ring and earring set that highlights the magnificent tail of yours truly. The ring features a lavish orange sapphire, carat weight 4.7, while each earring boasts matching orange sapphires, total carat weight 2.89. The entire set is encrusted with over 190 black and white diamonds, total carat weight 3.0. This set is truly one of a kind. Seriously, there’s not another set in the world, and there very well may never be. You will be the envy of the universe with Eye of the Cheetah from the Chestora Collection.

It's only $20,000. So, when Tracy says, "I'd be annoyed because I couldn't EAT the earrings and ring!" is she telling the truth, or being a good midwestern gal and saying no because the rules say she has to say no the first two times, finally accepting on the third?

Well, we'll never know.

I offered to buy 'em for her, she said no, and that's that. Done and done. No second and third asks for me. Say you want it, or sit down and drink your milk, that's what I always say.

Anyway, I'll get her a .50 cent bag of Cheetos and put some string thru it for a necklace. Classy and useful.