So you've been out and bought way too much damn toilet paper and I've been over here wiping my ass with pinecones this whole time.

There's a new website where you can calculate how long your toilet paper stash will last, and tell you how long of your quarantine you'll have something to wipe your butt with.

Let's say last week you went and bought 35 rolls of toilet paper for your family, and say your family takes 8 stops in the bathroom a day (which is a lot). Your stash will last you 70 days, which is 500% of your quarantine.

Find out how much you need to make it through all of this, and send some over this way for me.

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