Have you ever crashed a wedding before? I may or may not have tried it one time before chickening out after five minutes. A Vince Vaughn or Owen Wilson I am not. But recently, a dude from Wisconsin decided to invade someone’s wedding, but he broke several of the cardinal rules of wedding crashing!

Let’s rewind quick. William Dickinson, 25, was drinking at a Best Western with two of his coworkers when they noticed that a wedding reception was going down inside the hotel. Naturally, when a bunch of drunk dudes in their mid-20s are in the same building where a wedding is taking place, this always happens:

“Dude, hear me *hic* out. We should totally crash this wedding. NO ONE WILL KNOW.”

Now, when you’re going to crash a wedding, you’d think it would be a good idea to float under the radar. That’s not what William did. This guy apparently started dancing “inappropriately” with three teenage girls – two of which who were under 18. Perv.

When a 14-year-old girl told him to knock it off, he responded by yanking on her hair, causing her pain. What a massive tool. This is likely when the people in attendance all collectively went, “Hey, maybe this drunk clown in jeans and a t-shirt wasn’t invited to this wedding. Just a guess.”

This is the craziest part: during the fracas that ensued, William ended up punching the father of the bride IN THE FACE. Vince and Owen would be ashamed of you, William.

Thankfully, the police were called to the scene to promptly arrest this chump (mugshot here), but not before the bride allegedly punched William in the face after he tried apologizing to her for "ruining her party." She’s a keeper.

William was charged with physical abuse of a child, disorderly conduct, and two counts of fourth-degree sexual assault.

Moral of the story? Don’t crash weddings. But if you MUST…don’t be a William.

Source: The Smoking Gun

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