Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

Ellen Pompeo + Chris Ivery Welcome Baby Boy to Family
Pompeo posted a photo to Instagram of the couple's new baby, writing, 'Chris Ivery just fell a notch.. I've got a new guy.'

Nick Viall Named Season 21’s ‘Bachelor,’ Twitter Is Pissed
Two time Bachelorette loser Nick Viall will return to viewers' television sets once more, as ABC has named him the next star of The Bachelor.

Taylor Swift Forced to Attend Jury Duty Like The Rest of Us
She arrived at the courthouse around 8AM, and “was very kind,” according to a source at Page Six.

‘Catfish’ Man Believes He’s Dating Katy Perry, Despite Relentless Proof He’s Not
Last night's (August 17) Catfish hopeful exhibited an alarming amount of denial unmatched by any of the show's previous victims.

Katherine Heigl Extends Kind Words in Seth Rogen ‘Knocked Up’ Feud
Katherine Heigl's years-long feud with Seth Rogen over comments she made about 'Knocked Up' eight years ago may have finally come to a merciful end.

Jennifer Aniston Pens Scathing Post About Sexism + Body Shaming
The former 'Friends' actress spoke out against the media's perception of a woman's worth in a lengthy letter for The Huffington Post.

Judge Bars Auction of Whitney Houston’s Emmy, For Now
A judge ruled in favor of The Television Academy, who brought a lawsuit against Houston’s estate.

Calvin Harris Breaks His Silence On Taylor Swift Split
Harris posted about the breakup on Twitter.

Hayden Panettiere Seeks Further Treatment for Postpartum Depression
“Rather than stay stuck due to unhealthy coping mechanisms I have chosen to take time to reflect holistically on my health and life," she tweeted.

Elton John’s Former Bodyguard Is Suing Him for Sexual Harassment
The complaint states that said “unwelcome touching” happened several times over the course of Wenninger’s 12 year employment with John.